snack time.
people just love to eat on the subway, and ususally they eat such weird or smelly foods! enough with the fried chicken, french fries, tins of nasty chinese or spanish food. can't we all just agree that the only food allowed on the subways should be:
tonight, i noticed this woman doing something strange on the 4 train. she kept digging into her big purse and then stuffing something into her mouth. i thought it was gum at first. then i realized it was cold cuts! she must have had a deli in her bag, because she kept pulling out slice after slice. does anyone else thing that is a little odd???
- granola bars, nutrigrain bars, or any kind of morning breakfast bar you can eat on run with minimal odor and mess. i understand you have to eat on the run - just save the bacon, egg , and cheese for the office!
- candy bars - snickers satifys. we all need a quick fix.
- and i will allow cheese or onion-free chips. but stop with pouring the bag into your mouth!
tonight, i noticed this woman doing something strange on the 4 train. she kept digging into her big purse and then stuffing something into her mouth. i thought it was gum at first. then i realized it was cold cuts! she must have had a deli in her bag, because she kept pulling out slice after slice. does anyone else thing that is a little odd???Labels: strange folks
posted by molly at
7/27/2006
3 Comments:
she was a secretive atkins eater!
i thought it was odd at first,but lately i have been recomending this activity to people in my group but dont fear as the cold cuts are only bologna and roast beef and they never contain m.s.gs.and how weird is it that 11 out of 12 of my guys live on the 4 train route between the bronx and brooklyn,it seems that somthing is afoot because 9 out of 10 are complaining about being stalked whilst eating their fine cold cuts.
could it be that some one with absolutely no moral fibre is toying with these fragile individuals to boost their confidence.what kind of sick person would sink so low as to achieve THIS UNIMAGINABLE PLATEAU OF DISGUST.isnt it stunning that in the sixth year of the second millenium that people of such medievil character still exhist and are entertained on such websites.HEAVEN HELP US.
huh??????
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