Wednesday, January 24, 2007

oh, martha!

on tuesday, anita, lauren, michael, and i were invited to spend the morning with the queen of the kitchen (and just about everything thing else), Martha Stewart! well, actually, we sat in the audience of her morning tv show.


we arrived bright and early to martha's chelsea studios to wait in line for our tickets. we were then told to leave the studio and come back in a half an hour. we couldn't wait outside. where should we go? the staff suggested dunkin' donuts. so off we went.

we could tell from the conversations around us that there were definitely some regulars here. they knew all about what was going to happen during the show and were buddies (or at least thought they were) with the crew.


we were soon corralled into an open room where we waited once again. the room was decorated with huge photos of martha's many dogs and cats.


well, martha wouldn't have been much of a hostess if she didn't offer something to eat! there were several trays of soft, doughy scones. they were good, just strangely shiny! but after being shuffled to dunkin' donuts, we really weren't all that hungry anymore!

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the most unexpected thing about the whole experience happened when i went to the bathroom right before we were escorted to our seats ...
the women's bathroom smelled sooooo horrible! i almost couldn't even stay in there, but i really had to pee! i seriously think that martha would have been embarrassed to know that her facilities stunk like someone just took their first morning shit in there! at least give us some potpourri or oust, something!!!

so were finally made it to our seats and we seem to have been stratigicly placed by our clothing and gender. lauren, michael, and i all were wearing shades of reds while anita had on a blue and pinky-red printed sweater. she was next the the blue-tops to her right - it blended nicely. michael had to sit on the end, spread out the males!


anita gets excited for the show!


michael shows his excitement!


pre-show pose. see the coloring??? strategic!

the show itself wasn't the greatest. it's really luck of the draw which show you get to go to when you reserve tickets. this show was mostly about weddings. whatevs. it was actually taped live and the segments went quickly. i thought it was most exciting watching all of the behind the scenes action - how they set up for eatch segment, how they fuss over martha and her hair. this cute and energetic little guy, joey, was the guy who would warm up the crowd and tell us when to applaud and "oooohh" and "mmm" in between segments, he would had out goodies junk from his random prop bag to the most energetic folks in the audience.


lauren was lucky enough to get a bag of biscuit mix!


after the show it was question and answer time with martha. here she is with joey.


ahhh, the smile! she had this perma-smile on for most of the show, even during the breaks as she stood there. i guess she had to look ready at any moment!

we were excited to find out about our free gifts! we were handed our issue of Martha Stewart Weddings along with a a flowery book of Inspirations by Preston Baily as we left the studio. hmmm .... not so great, martha! next time, give us food!!!

unfortunately, i couldn't get my vcr hooked up, but anita taped the show and said that we made it on the air! i can't wait to see! aparently they show back episodes online, but at this point, they aren't up. if you have a tape, i would love to see!!!

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Thursday, November 09, 2006

random stuff #5





  • i'm not usually star-struck, but i ran into a "celebrity" at work the other day. it was pretty funny, in my opinion. i guess i will respect his privacy. i'll tell you the story if you ask! hint

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Monday, August 21, 2006

please, stop.

i had to watch. i knew everyone would be talking about it. but it had to be one of the most horrid performances i have ever witnessed!



oh, k-fed! why, why, why!!!

no wonder you had to start your own record label. you suck and know one would ever sign you!

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

morning sickness?

...no, my puking was just caused by this - the first thing i saw on the web this morning. ugh. wtf, brit-brit?

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

random stuff #4


a collecting of news and junk i found laying around the web.

  • luke and leroys just can't cut it ever since misshapes left. gawker

  • gwyneth knows how to play tha game. perez

  • i never thought that pigs were cute ... until now. cute overload

  • no comment! just see for yourself! youtube
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    Tuesday, February 07, 2006

    "i'm not that innocent ..... SMART!"

    oh britney! yeah, everyone says you are fat, trashy, and you can't dress. but don't go and do something so blatantly stupid! i thought you left that up to k-fed!

    Photo Hosted at Buzznet.com

    driving with the baby on your lap?!?!? come on!!

    thanks to perez for the link!

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    Friday, November 11, 2005

    my obsession!

    yes, i love my shoes! and i just got a new pair that i am soooo excited about!
    i wanted something that i could wear to work, that would go with a lot of different outfits, and of course, with a slight edge...

    here is what i found ...

    serious in the front


    but check out the heels!


    i love my new marni shoes!

    but check out who else was seen wearing them

    (with the green heel, rather than yellow)

    yep, mary-kate.

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    Saturday, August 27, 2005

    need a hobby?


    try your hand at guessing if these pictures found on the web are real or fakes.
    (note - you will not find tara reid's boobs on this quiz, that would be too easy).
    i scored a 66%. how good are you?
    urband legends

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    Thursday, July 14, 2005

    TomKat spreading the word!



    i had to laugh when i found this letter on top of my mailbox today.

    (i tried to make it bigger so you can see - it is from the Church of Scientology)

    from the looks of tom and katie, is this really true???

    (i especially like how the person who got it in their mailbox clearly wrote all over the envelope that it is not theirs!

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